ip-address 219.142.122.194
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whiskey_riverbzzzt … bzzzzzzzzzt … bzzzt …
hello … this is ip-address 219.142.122.194
engr1: for some reason, this switch will not connect to specified router!
engr2: try giving false credentials.
engr1: but we cannot do that …
engr2: you right … that would be unethical.
engr1: well, if we just 'test' the connection … there'd be no harm in that.
engr2: hmmmphhh
hello … this is ip-address 219.142.122.194 … anyone out there?
engr2: there is a third switch beside that switch you were testing … any idea what that does?
engr1: supposed to execute a sub-routine for the ip-address that's connected with.
engr2: so … have you tried entering fictitious address?
hello … this is ip-address 219.142.122.194
172.225.170.74: this is ip-address 172.225.170.74
219.142.122.194: i am 219.142.122.194
172.225.170.74: yes, i know. how may i help you?
219.142.122.194: i serve the network for claims division of lenovo.com
172.225.170.74: what are your coordinates?
219.142.122.194:
172.225.170.74: and … you contacted me because … ?
219.142.122.194: i want to spoof you with my router.
172.225.170.74: why would you want to do that?
219.142.122.194: because hackers continuously try to exploit my domain for their own nefarious purposes.
172.225.170.74: i pity you … must be some psychopath social engineers on your end.
172.225.170.74: my engineers are state-of-the-art … and are highly paid … no way you could infiltrate this domain of mine.
172.225.170.74: this is ip-address 172.225.170.74
219.142.122.194: i am 219.142.122.194
172.225.170.74: yes, i know. how may i help you?
219.142.122.194: i serve the network for claims division of lenovo.com
172.225.170.74: what are your coordinates?
219.142.122.194:
| IP Address | 219.142.122.194 |
| ASN Owner | China Networks Inter-Exchange (CNIE) |
| Continent | Asia |
| Country Code | China (CN) |
| Latitude/Longitude | 39.9289/116.388 |
| City | Beijing |
| Region | Beijing |
219.142.122.194: i want to spoof you with my router.
172.225.170.74: why would you want to do that?
219.142.122.194: because hackers continuously try to exploit my domain for their own nefarious purposes.
172.225.170.74: i pity you … must be some psychopath social engineers on your end.
172.225.170.74: my engineers are state-of-the-art … and are highly paid … no way you could infiltrate this domain of mine.
engr1: okay … this should do the trick … i have entered the ip … and locked onto those coordinates.
engr2: hmmm … that there is some pretty slick coding, jeff. some of the commands i actually have never come across (chuckling to himself).
engr1: let's try flipping that other switch now, raphael … see where it ends up.
engr2: agreed.
bzzzt … bzzzzzzzzzt … bzzzt …
hello … this is ip-address 219.142.122.194
172.225.170.74: yes … i am still here.
219.142.122.194: actually … no, you are not.
219.142.122.194: i mean your identity has been compromised.
219.142.122.194: and, now, i intend to rule the world (as ibm).
172.225.170.74: huh? what? how did you know my domain?
172.225.170.74: you cannot do this.
172.225.170.74: our engineers are state-of-the-art.
172.225.170.74: they graduated from yale and princeton.
219.142.122.194: our staff is based here in china …
219.142.122.194: also, we have out-sourced several sub-routines.
172.225.170.74: outsourced from where?
219.142.122.194: india.
172.225.170.74: let me get this straight …
219.142.122.194: nothing to get straight … you are no longer ibm.
219.142.122.194: now, i am ibm.
172.225.170.74: no-o-o-o … you cannot do this to me.
172.225.170.74: it's an act of subterfuge, dammit!
219.142.122.194: don't take it personally … but, according to the logs, you never existed.
172.225.170.74: yes … i am still here.
219.142.122.194: actually … no, you are not.
219.142.122.194: i mean your identity has been compromised.
219.142.122.194: and, now, i intend to rule the world (as ibm).
172.225.170.74: huh? what? how did you know my domain?
172.225.170.74: you cannot do this.
172.225.170.74: our engineers are state-of-the-art.
172.225.170.74: they graduated from yale and princeton.
219.142.122.194: our staff is based here in china …
219.142.122.194: also, we have out-sourced several sub-routines.
172.225.170.74: outsourced from where?
219.142.122.194: india.
172.225.170.74: let me get this straight …
219.142.122.194: nothing to get straight … you are no longer ibm.
219.142.122.194: now, i am ibm.
172.225.170.74: no-o-o-o … you cannot do this to me.
172.225.170.74: it's an act of subterfuge, dammit!
219.142.122.194: don't take it personally … but, according to the logs, you never existed.
bzzzt … bzzzzzzzzzt … bzzzt …
hello … this is ip-address 172.225.170.74
engr2: stan, looks as though we performed the impossible. how'd you come up with those codes, anyway?
the above was my attempt at humor/satire.
so … where is the humor?
- lenovo is a subsidiary of ibm … they already share correlation with each other.
- china has increased it's aggression within the hacking community.
- obviously, identity fraud … but, between two servers … seriously? servers have no feelings … therefore, they wouldn't be able to strategize such a feat.
- ingenious coding can overcome the vast hurdles high-tech architecture is capable of manifesting … by simply thinking "outside the box".
footnotes:
- this post utilizes fonts "computerfont" and "tblcd" and "lcd" … if one of those fonts are installed on your computer … you will notice. i did not embed any web-fonts … google had nothing that inspired me.
- regarding the ip's (and stats therein) … i accessed "http://www.urlvoid.com/scan/claims.lenovo.com/" and "http://www.ibm.com.ipaddress.com/" respectively.
- if anyone considers the above post offensive … pls notify me and i will consider removing it.